I've always wanted to have chickens running around my backyard, but unfortunately I couldn't devote the proper amount of time to them since I worked full time.
Now that I am not working, I still can't have chickens in the backyard because I've got two Jack Russell teenager dogs/children who would kill on sight. So I've created an alternative!!!!!
Doreen looks a bit angry in this photo, but she can drop an egg or two when nobody's looking.